50 Ways to answer "How yu doin'?"
“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” Spencer Johnson
How to answer the question: “how yu doin’?” The answers range from sassy to flirty, to outright hilarious, and honest. Please add to the list in the comments below.
1. It’s complicated.
· Fine, thank you. And you?
· Fine, and you. (slowly, respectfully and politely scan with your eyes up and down)
· Pretty good.
· Trying.
· Meh.
· Pressed but blessed.
· Better than_________ (insert)
· Good. How about yourself?
· For real, how am I?
· I am a ___ out of 10.
· Fat and sassy.
· Emotionally? Physically? Metaphysically? Mentally? Spiritually? Financially? Socioeconomically? My Faith? I am not sure what you mean.
· Medium-well, rare, well done. (choose one)
· Next question please.
· Do you want the short or the long version?
· Do you want the cliff notes or the dissertation?
· Good for de time. (Saint Vincent and the Grenadines)
· Still Standing Vertical.
· How you doin? (New York City)
· I’m fine. I haven’t had my baby yet. (Russia)
· Much better now that you are here.
· I don't know, you tell me. How am I right now?
· I'm busy taking over the world. Pinky and the Brain Animaniacs)
· Animaniacs (2020) Pinky and the Brain opening
· Your attempt at social interaction is hereby acknowledged, affirmed and appreciated. You may continue as you were
· Incredibly good looking.
· Everything is fine with you around. (wink, wink)
· Somewhere between blah and meh.
· Would you like an honest answer or the one you were expecting?
· WHY!? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME?
· I feel a bit chilly. Do you mind warming me up for a second?
· I haven’t been hugged for a while. Could you help me remember how it feels?
· Awww...you miss me?
· Oooooh! I like the sound of that. Please repeat what you just asked me.
· I’m busy, but would you like me to add you to my to-do list?
· I’m trying to remember the last time we spoke. We should speak with each other more often.
· To know me is to love me. Are you ready to get to know me?
· At the moment I am looking for the love of my life. Can you please show me the way?
· I just got out of a bad relationship. My flirting is a little rusty. Can I practice with you?
· On my way to feed the monster. The monster being me. Do you want to eat out with me?
· The best thing that happened to me today is…you!
· You’re doing okay?
· Woke up this morning.
· Somewhere between better and best.
· My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that question.
· Next question, please.
· What’s the deal with all these questions? Are you the police/5 0 (insert your local word for police officer)?
· I’m happier than a pig in mud.
· I’m happier than an anteater in an ant farm.
· Still searching for my personality.
· Haven’t had coffee yet. Proceed with extreme caution.
· Great question. (walk away)
· Sorry I don’t speak French. (or insert another language)
· Happy and fine like a glass of wine.
59. I am leaving you my goldfish in my will.
60. I have the right to remain silent.
61. EL-HUM-DE-LEE-LAH. (Arabic - Praise be to God)
62. You fill in the blank________________ (comment below)