Just a moment...please
“There is little success where there is little laughter.”
As I started writing this blog, I was trying to figure out a snappy, punchy introduction. I figured maybe I could tell a story about the funniest thing that ever happened to me. I couldn’t think of a story.
Do you remember the funniest thing that every happened to you? Do you remember the last time you had deep, organ shaking belly laugh? Funny scientists in a study suggested that healthy children may laugh up to as much as a robust 400 times per day, while adults scrimp on laughter with a measly 15 times per day. So today on International Moment of Laughter Day here are a few motivators to laugh.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
Photo by @rsravit
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes you need to let that mango.
Photo by @princearkman
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they’re tenants.
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace."”
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Where does a sheep get his hair cut? At the Baaa Baaa Shop
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said, “Lobster Tails: $2”. So, I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”
Q n A
What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
Photo by @lalasse
What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand? Do these genes make my butt look big?
What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings? A walk.
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him whatever you want, he’s still not coming.
Flirty Pick Up Lines
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
If you were a transformer you would be a hotabot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. "Will you be my penguin?"
Do you like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” would look good together.
"Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple."
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
I like jokes but I like hu-mor.
According to the experts laughter increases blood flow, burns calories, relaxes your muscles, releases tension and soothes the body’s natural stress response. So, take a moment and laugh. You got jokes? If you got jokes…place them below in the comments.
Like, share, follow, and laugh.
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. ”