Laugh it out
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“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.” Victor Borg
Humor Challenge – One or two a week.
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1. Please call a friend, a grandma, a neighbor in need and tell them one of these jokes.
2. Please text a friend, a grandpa, a neighbor in need one of these jokes.
3. Please leave a voice memo to someone in need with one of these jokes.
If you have any other corny jokes, let’s continue the conversation, post in comments below.
Why should you never use “beef stew” as a password? It’s not stroganoff.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Five out of four people admit they're bad with fractions!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered beef?
A penguin walks into a barbershop in Brooklyn. Barber says, “Waddle it, B.” Photo by @itscassy_wassy
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I ordered 2000 lbs. of Chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
Name the more important invention than the first telephone... The second one.
Look. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’ve said it before.
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you are wearing a bikini or speedos: “Good for you!”
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."
You can never lose a homing pigeon -if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can’t even. (say the answer with a straining valley girl accent)
What did the Alpaca say to his date? “Hey baby. Wanna go on a picnic. I’ll packa lunch.”
Remember there are health benefits to laughing. After a good, rich, belly laugh, don’t you feel purged and refreshed? It is a safe cleansing, a fun release, and an internal massage.